ArcticWereFox

1. Pronounce his name 'Carl - is - al' 2. Call him a peodophile. 3. When he says he's not remind him that 3 of his children (Edward, Jasper and Alice) are all older then Esme. 4. Ask him what he   really gets up to on his night shifts. 5. Ask Carlisle if he has a T.A.R.D.I.S 6. If he asks you what you mean state that he's a doctor who never ages, and isnt human, just like Doctor who. 7.Call him 'gramps' everytime he walks past 8. Point and laugh at him when he says he has a chance at heaven. 9. Ask him what he brought with him from his human life. 10. When he says compassion roll your eyes and say sarcastcly 'Oh yeah you could love y

Now, coming from Russia, Ivan was not used to the extreme heat, well to him, from (y/c). Even though sweat would pour off of him in buckets, he always wore his long coat, ignoring the weird stares he received. Why did he wear the coat? Well, the answer was simple, he was fat. Everywhere he looked around him, were skinny, well-built people, seemingly mocking him with their perfect figures, and with occasional insults. He hated his fat body, from his large thighs, to his overly chubby cheeks, and living in (y/c) made him feel even more self-conscious. But there was one thing, or rather person, he loved, and she never failed to make him feel

         A light snow was falling outside coating the already snow covered ground with a fresh, pristine layer of untouched snow. It wasn't uncommon for it to snow this time of year, and you loved the look of it. You never really went out in it though. You weren't that fond of the cold, and it really wasn't that fun to play in the snow alone. You thought you might make a fire in your fireplace and curl up with one of your pets, before you'd moved too far from the window, you heard a knock at your door. You opened it to see It was Sweden, he was holding a large wooden box in one hand. He greeted you with a warm smile. "Hello, you aren't busy